Saturday, 31 January 2009

  • Forget The Ikki Twins - I Honestly Miss Tila Tequila

    Despite my best efforts to dislike the show, I loved A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Nobody but Tila could yell, "you will be eating...a pig's vagina!!!!!" with such alacrity and still fall flat on the finale sobbing, "why? why?" when she failed at finding her mate.

    So when Tila hung up her key necklaces and went back to MySpace, someone had to take over the search for true bisexual love. Enter the Ikki twins.

    Erica and Victoria Mongeon, better known as Rikki and Vikki, respectively, are down to the last episode of A Double Shot at Love, and I honestly miss Tila.

    Here's the concept of the show, if you aren't familiar: Two bisexual twins (of course) narrow down suitors - straight guys and lesbian girls - until they find their true love. Twin drama, dialogue like "I didn't like you because I'm a straight girl!" and lots of "really intimate" dates ensue. And while it should be good TV, it's not.

    Tila may not have been the most eloquent or the most desirable object of affection - images of her "sexy Bo Peep" outfit still haunt me, and not in a good way - but at least she seemed mildly interested in the contestants. You can see Rikki's eyes glaze over in confessionals and Vikki's flat "I think I'm really falling in love" was less than convincing. Come on, girls. I thought you were looking for love! Show enthusiasm.

    So while I will watch the finale last week - call me a cynic, but I'm hoping for tears all around - I would much rather be watching a pint-sized, tattooed and possibly illiterate Tequila than bland blondes idly wondering about who will be *~the love of their lives*~.

    Bonus: check out Tila's heartbroken diatribe on her MySpace after she was dumped last season (beware, questionable language):
     

    Do you watch A Double Shot of Love? Did you prefer Tequila or the Twins?What do you think make these shows so appealing?

    By Miss N

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