Sunday, 05 April 2009

  • Super-Hot Cartoon Characters

    Animated characters can be sexy. Yeah, sure, they're fake and were drawn by somebody. And I probably didn't realize how hot they were until I grew up. But now when I see these characters, I'm like, "Man, I wish they were real." Okay, I'm joking. I promise I'm not one of those creepy guys who fall in love with video game characters. But, even so, here is my list of the hottest cartoon characters. (By the way, this whole post is tongue-in-cheek.)

      

    Susan/Ginormica (Monsters Vs. Aliens) I haven't seen this movie yet but this 50-foot woman is pretty much 48% the reason why I am so desperate to see it. Voiced by real-life hottie Reese Witherspoon, this girl is SMOKING. And she's super tall and powerful which means she can kick butt. Rock on, sister!

    Aladdin (Aladdin) Not only is Aladdin physically attractive, but he's resourceful, smart, loyal and cleans up very well. And anyone who has a monkey as a pet gets an A+ in my book. He and Jasmine were one hot couple.

    Eva (Wall-E) She was a sexy siren who threw a trash-collecting robot into a whirlwind, space-travelling romance. I mean, yeah, she's a robot but let's talk about her human qualities. Seductive, witholding, just enough of a tease so that we want more of her but aren't complaining that she's a tease. Wall-E and audiences alike were only too happy to fall under her spell.

    Fred (the Scooby-Doo franchise) Ever notice how Fred and Daphne always paired together when they were looking for clues? Yeah, they were NOT looking for clues but probably doing...other stuff. Fred was the quintessential all-American 1950's poster boy to counteract the flower-powered Shaggy, Velma and Scooby.

    What cartoon characters do you think are super-hot?

     

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