What The FAQ: Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

Thursday, 16 April 2009

What The FAQ: Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

FAQ

I Wanna Be Your Lover. What Should I Do?
First, you better act fast and get your act together. Next, hang out with my friends, but don't have sex with them. Also, don't bug me; I'll say goodbye.

If I Zigazigah With You, Do I Need To Use A Condom?
Not necessarily.

If I Memorize The Rap Part, Will I Become A Karaoke Star?
Yes!

How Do You "Slam your body down and wind it all around"? Does That Also Mean Sex?
That means dancing, you pervert. You should really get out more.

How Long Does Friendship Last?
Forever. It never ends.

I'm For Real. Can I Handle Your Love?
If you have to ask, no.

If We Break Up, Can I Still Be Friends with Your Friends?
No; friendship doesn't last forever if it's between you and my friends.

Can I Have Sex with Them After We Break Up?
So here's the story from A to Z: No.

Now it's your turn:
What Does Zigazigah Mean?

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Lol, I was just listening to that song last night.
- 4/16/2009 4:30 PM
- jupiter312@xanga (message)
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oh haha woow. i just realized how dumb this song sounds
- 4/16/2009 4:41 PM
- famousface663@xanga (message)
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Zigazigah.... I don't think I can type what I heard it means on here without breaking some kind of rule lol
It's a stupid song, but I still love it!
- 4/16/2009 4:50 PM
- starzmakemesmyle@xanga (message)
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This is the best post ever.
- 4/16/2009 4:50 PM
- Dare2BDiferentt@xanga (message)
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@bob@xanga - ....this was funny, liked your responses to each portion....
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - Classic
- 4/16/2009 4:54 PM
- edlives@xanga (message)
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Nice post

Zigazigah sounds like a term a dentist or other health professional might used.
- 4/16/2009 4:54 PM
- my_final_username@xanga (message)
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Brilliant. I've always wondered what it meant too. It can really only mean one thing:
A rousing game of checkers.
- 4/16/2009 4:54 PM
- StewieIsMyHero@xanga (message)
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@StewieIsMyHero@xanga - Arousing game of checkers? Huh.
- 4/16/2009 4:56 PM
- Dare2BDiferentt@xanga (message)
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@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - Whatever floats your boat...
- 4/16/2009 4:59 PM
- StewieIsMyHero@xanga (message)
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@StewieIsMyHero@xanga - lol, only Scrabble can float my boat.

I think "Zigazigah" means:

I am a complicated woman, therefore, if you date me be prepared to go through endless nights of PMS & deal with a psycho gf, and . . . what? did you just check that girl out?! Oh no you didn't!
- 4/16/2009 5:07 PM
- redchill@xanga (message)
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Sigh...I bought their CD when it first came out. Then, at one point, I memorized all their songs. -_-
- 4/16/2009 6:11 PM
- touchxtouch@xanga (message)
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I love the Spice Girls. And I'm damn proud of it.
- 4/16/2009 7:39 PM
- organic_idiot@xanga (message)
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I miss the Spice Girls.
- 4/16/2009 8:18 PM
- whitnijae@xanga (message)
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haha lol no idea what that means but i did know all the lyrics to this song!!! wow. they were really bad!!
- 4/16/2009 10:46 PM
- OrangeBaby3187@xanga (message)
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I know what it means, but maybe I shouldn't type it on here lolz I'm huge Spice Girls fan and I was surprised to see a post about them at all.
- 4/16/2009 10:48 PM
- ChainGangSoldier619@xanga (message)
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I listen to this song every day, and the Spice Girls in general, every single day.
Zig-a-zig-ah was said to mean whatever you want it to mean, but in reality, it means sex.
- 4/16/2009 11:03 PM
- charmedfan777@xanga (message)
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I remember when the Spice Girls ruled the world. Kinda miss them.
- 4/17/2009 2:58 AM
- Fashions4Flirts@xanga (message)
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Possibly the greatest piece ever written in the history of music.

No joke, yo.
- 4/17/2009 3:39 AM
- CryptiniteDragon@xanga (message)
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"If We Break Up, Can I Still Be Friends with Your Friends?
No; friendship doesn't last forever if it's between you and my friends." Hahah

love the spice girls!
- 4/17/2009 10:22 AM
- melanncolic@xanga (message)
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Mmm... spicy

Is there a mini in which I can use all my Xanga credits?
- 4/17/2009 2:54 PM
- wifeylifey@xanga (message)
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I lost 248 IQ points listening to that song and now have a negative IQ.
- 4/17/2009 3:00 PM
- Forever_Unlimited@xanga (message)
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Hahaha...that's all I can say...hahahaha
- 4/19/2009 4:35 PM
- UrSweetestNightmare@xanga (message)
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I used to LOVE that song!
- 4/19/2009 8:22 PM
- goD_I_V_Aunc10@xanga (message)
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I used to love that song. I remember in high school everyone came up with a stupid version. If only I could remember how it goes.
- 4/20/2009 8:13 AM
- StargazingSuzie@xanga (message)
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I know the rap part. hahaha
- 4/21/2009 6:08 PM
- giventodreams__x@xanga (message)
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